Saturday, August 12, 2006

Myles wants end to Republican "state within state"

SMALLTOWN, Texas (Rooters) -
Citizen Myles told an audience on Saturday that he hopes a new U.S. election will dismantle what he called the Republicans' "state within a state" in the United States.

ShellGames National Security spokesman Mrs. Myles said Myles wrote to the audience for quite a few minutes about the U.S. Resolution, hopefully to be approved in November, "and their common efforts to bring about a cessation of egotism and ignorance."

"The electorate has stressed the need to dismantle the Republicans' state within a state in order to build Amernican democracy," Myles said. "They expressed their view that the NRA and Religous Right were supporting the Republicans in order to exert unwanted influence over the US."

[This post is a complete plagiarism of the linked article (click title for original, as long as it remains at that address) with only the names and places changed to fit our domestic situation.]