Monday, August 07, 2006

Bush: "We will NEVER Cut-and-Run!"

unless...

lemme see, unless I need a way out of this mess someone else got me into.

unless my sponser/bosses want to pull their money from my future.

unless I stop thinking about Iraq and all that stuff. heh heh heh...

This just in! All of the above must have come true!
"President [b]ush will move U.S. troops out of Iraq if the country descends into civil war, according to one senior Bush aide who declined to be named."

So see, here's how it's going... he gets word that all his bo$$e$ are not happy, and they're gonna stop paying. So he tells a couple of his generals to start the idea about a civil war (which many people already feared, but he wasn't thinking too much about all that.) Now, with that started, he can give it a little while and then - POOF - pull the troops! After all, he'd be doing it for their own good, right?
"If there's a full-blown civil war, the president isn't going to allow our forces to be caught in the crossfire," the aide said.

But, I ask, WHERE does he think they've BEEN for the last 3+ years?!

Oh, that's right, he hasn't been thinking about them too much lately. Them and Osama, off his thinking-map.

And ya see, they are so smart, they have a contigency plan for this!
Contingency planning in case of civil war (based on lessons learned from Bosnia and Kosovo) [huh?? we learned something there?]

The military's approach revolves around three principles.

1) The first is to stop massacres by physically separating communities, moving minorities out of harm's way if necessary. [wow, why didn't someone think of this already! no one was in harm's way before?]

2)The second is to stop the flow of paramilitary gangs across the country. [oh yeah, good idea. can't do this during regular war, but will jump right in to stop them if CIVIL war breaks out]

3)And the third is to halt any incitement to violence on Iraqi TV and radio. Baghdad would pose the biggest problem, requiring a strict curfew and a ban on road traffic. The security measures would include widespread checkpoints and a ban on carrying firearms or explosives. [ummm... don't we already do this, with glorious success?]

Well, ok, so now we have the plan. his way out of this mess. It's someone else's fault, after all!

posted by DadEO @ 8:11 PM